Lifeducks

deathbycas:

dingle-dangle:

A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father

"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"

"Dad, you don’t mean-"

"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*

"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.

"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".

ponytailjade:

reblogging for the sole purpose of current events

ponytailjade:

reblogging for the sole purpose of current events

My view out the back door. #nofilter #fire #countrylivin

My view out the back door. #nofilter #fire #countrylivin

thegoddamazon:

thetallblacknerd:

Parents will make food and leave the dishes in the sink, go watch tv, discuss the current economic status of our country, finish War and Peace and find all the number in pi but a child makes food and leaves a dish in there for 30 nanoseconds and its “OMG CLEAN UP YOUR MESS I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THIS YOU HAVE NO MAID HERE!”

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my parents.

Doctor Who’s companions on life inside the TARDIS [x]

#Torchwood, the question is: will this fill the #DW void? Probably not.

#Torchwood, the question is: will this fill the #DW void? Probably not.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

utterly-johnlocked:

How long have the whovians held on to this one?

This is why this show is a gem

metteivieharrison:

1. You are letting people tell you that you should be doing other things with your time.

2. You can’t live with the level of clean that your family accepts as normal.

3. You haven’t decided to treat your writing seriously and so no one around you treats it seriously,…

beesmygod:

beesmygod:

this is 100% true this is the only thing girls think about ever

i was just thinking about this and now its getting notes out of nowhere

I am officially a nerd. #history #notes #gameofthrones #spoilers

I am officially a nerd. #history #notes #gameofthrones #spoilers

finefox:

psilentasincjelli:

bmehay:

finefox:

pizza pizza pizza

Finally an oversexualized male Halloween costume

#DICK IN A BOX
none pizza with left beef

no you’ve stolen my post why must you be funny

finefox:

psilentasincjelli:

bmehay:

finefox:

pizza pizza pizza

Finally an oversexualized male Halloween costume

#DICK IN A BOX

none pizza with left beef

no you’ve stolen my post why must you be funny

solthree:

positive lady characters meme | Donna Noble + powerful/feminist moment

sinkorswimisbullshit:

My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that.